A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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