- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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