Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Miley Cyrus.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

black people. that is all...

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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