What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Justin Bieber

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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