a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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