Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Men's Rights

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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sexual intercourse.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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