- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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