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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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