What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Har har hey

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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