How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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How are you this morning?

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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