Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Dont look at me.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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