Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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