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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

To mamas so fat shes fat

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

???????????? WTF?

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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