A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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