Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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