whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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