How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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whats forever alone me

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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