What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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George Bush.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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