A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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