A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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