if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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America

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Anti Joke

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