So you there Red?

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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