Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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obamas trench

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Apple.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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