Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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