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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

An Asian child flunks a test.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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