What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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