How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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