Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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lol

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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