What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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