How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

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