how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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