Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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yeah..

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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a man died

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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