What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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