How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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