what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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matt shut up

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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