What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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The 80's

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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