What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Flop dog

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Anti Joke

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