what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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God

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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ObamaCare

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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