What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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