A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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