How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Starter clothing

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Hello penis

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Passing by

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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