what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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