whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Anything Dane Cook says

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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