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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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