How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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7>6

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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