How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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knock knock whos there not me

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