What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A man walks into a bar

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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