- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z