Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Beka has AIDS

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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