- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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