- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

men's rights activists

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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