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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Black people.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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