- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Black people.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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