- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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