- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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