There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Stop Iran! We need the money.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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