Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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anti jokes are really funny

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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