In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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