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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Justin's life

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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