- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Continents are large islands.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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